This just in, a quarter of men are unrealistic assholes who should be castrated.

According to a British survey, 25% of men prefer ‘enhanced’ breasts (that is, women who have had their bodies cut open and mutiliated) to the REAL deal.

Stephen Handiside, a spokesman from My Face My Body, a British website dedicated to changing your natural gifts to something more ‘acceptable’ says: “We hadn’t realised such a high percentage of women are dissatisfied with their bust size and are so keen to do something about it.”

Maybe it’s because your inferior gender sees women as objects first and foremost, and what is a poor, mindless female to do except follow societal trends and fit in with the male ideal of what a woman is. How about this, Mr Handiside or any other man with views like yours: I find your body and especially your genitalia aesthetically displeasing, what are you going to do about your abs which are more of a keg than a sixpack, your penis which a forensic scientist would miss with a magnifying glass and your dangly, misshapen testicles?

Stop the media from telling us that a woman is only valuable with a 20 inch waist and an E cup. Stop brainwashing women who don’t know any better than to mutilate themselves to attain some form of ‘power’ or ‘control’ over you. And stop your chauvanistic, arsehole, bastardly asides about women you see in the street. Every woman you comment on looks just like us, is a pair of breasts and a vagina and a BRAIN as well. How are we supposed to indulge in conversation with a man who, by celebrating the modern construction of ‘beauty’, is belittling every woman who refuses to bow down to your lies?

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5 Responses to “This just in, a quarter of men are unrealistic assholes who should be castrated.”

  1. berryblade Says:

    ” I find your body and especially your genitalia aesthetically displeasing, what are you going to do about your abs which are more of a keg than a sixpack, your penis which a forensic scientist would miss with a magnifying glass and your dangly, misshapen testicles?”

    Let’s run away to Canada and commitment ceremony each other

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  3. KruMpeT Says:

    As a male, I know no one who would fit into this 25%, but I have had experience/interaction with those who would fall into this category, they are a minority/moronity?. But I must ask, 25 % of how many men?, They could have only spoken to four people and only one of them said they preferred fake body images. EveryBODY is beautiful. And I guarantee, all “decent” men are not that… Pathetic. Oh, and my genitalia may be aesthetically displeasing, but that’s who I am. I wouldn’t change/alter/modify it for anyone. But, I am not constantly pressured to do so by the minority who work in the advertising business, so I guess, I can’t really comment on how this effects women, of all ages. My final comment is: Be yourself. Feel free to look down on those that look down on you. At least you know you’re right, lol.


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