Top three reasons I like being home alone

1. Pants are optional, as they should always be.
2. I can pee with the door open (and I love it)
3. No-one is around to listen in on my private and highly sensitive and top secret conversations with the cat.

Brought to you by an attempt to repair my fractured blogging bone.

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