Now I don’t keep super up to date on the news, but this thing seems to have come out of nowhere, and I believe the whole situation is the start to a Doctor Who episode in which all politicians are alien monsters.

In honour of the world’s most beautifully browed serial killer:

Woof.

I need some quiet time now.

Heart, we will forget him,
You and I, tonight!
You must forget the warmth he gave,
I will forget the light.

When you have done pray tell me,
Then I, my thoughts, will dim.
Haste! lest while you’re lagging
I may remember him!

Our mistakes are necessary, our problems contribute to who we are. Whatever doesn’t kill me will only make me stronger.

anyone in this room who isn’t scared is a moron

I am to awesome as tea is to the English

I love Dr Who as well

Their image is their power. Power? Power.

Always love/ hate will get you every time.

from romantic melody

Look at him
Look at me
That boy is bad
And honestly
He’s a wolf in disguise
But I can’t stop staring in those evil eyes

So imagine three of us sitting around ranting about that stuff and the newspaper is a pretty emotionally charged way to start the day. Internet news is much better: you get to filter out the crap and just post the interesting stuff.

That’s ultimate powerrrr right there
Britney finally does something awesome. (And yes this is celebrity gossip, but it is something which impacts on pretty much every woman and a lot of men)
As if sharks, crocodiles, piranhas and giant snakes weren’t reason enough to stay out of the water
So many souls going to waste
They’ve located another molecule in the brain which plays a role in depression and anxiety. Simply put, this area of the brain which is involved primarily with memory and anxiety/depression develops more neurons in the presence of this molecule, which then reduces anxiety. Fewer neurons = increased anxiety. Not only that, but even treatment of anti-depressants won’t work as effectively at developing neurons when this molecule is lacking. Exciting news and I hope that more research gets done into this molecule, and more specifically, increasing production of it. Also, this could help explain my crappy memory.
Scientists can now see thoughts of suicide on an electroencephalograph test. This study is specifically in reference to people who are on anti-depressants and experience worsening suicidal ideation (the two drugs patients took in the test were venlafaxine and fluoxetine, aka Prozac, anti-depressant of choice for a long time for myself & the great Elizabeth Wurtzel)
Biological evidence of the link between stress, anxiety and depression. This one receptor produces more of the serotonin receptors in the brain which leads to depression. It also leads to anxiety in times of stress. But this team of scientists have come up with a way of blocking the receptor causing trouble in mice, combating anxiety and potentially depression.
Once again, a study showing how fear of fat & the ideal of thinness impacts on all women, even those who appear to have no body issues, but not men

Happy news day :)

Also, note the drink in the first guy’s hand: very important!

Stephen Handiside, a spokesman from My Face My Body, a British website dedicated to changing your natural gifts to something more ‘acceptable’ says: “We hadn’t realised such a high percentage of women are dissatisfied with their bust size and are so keen to do something about it.”

Maybe it’s because your inferior gender sees women as objects first and foremost, and what is a poor, mindless female to do except follow societal trends and fit in with the male ideal of what a woman is. How about this, Mr Handiside or any other man with views like yours: I find your body and especially your genitalia aesthetically displeasing, what are you going to do about your abs which are more of a keg than a sixpack, your penis which a forensic scientist would miss with a magnifying glass and your dangly, misshapen testicles?

Stop the media from telling us that a woman is only valuable with a 20 inch waist and an E cup. Stop brainwashing women who don’t know any better than to mutilate themselves to attain some form of ‘power’ or ‘control’ over you. And stop your chauvanistic, arsehole, bastardly asides about women you see in the street. Every woman you comment on looks just like us, is a pair of breasts and a vagina and a BRAIN as well. How are we supposed to indulge in conversation with a man who, by celebrating the modern construction of ‘beauty’, is belittling every woman who refuses to bow down to your lies?